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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

UGLIER FROG!!!

Lance is generally a decent fellow, with a fairly mild (if not dirty) sense of humor. His humor, however, has taken an drastic turn down a spiral that I don’t appreciate, and certainly don’t condone. Yes, now Lance finds simple pleasure in encouraging my little girl (bless her heart) to choose toys that no mother in her right mind would purchase for her daughter. Just when you think that you’ve seen the ugliest and worst in the frog department, yes, it can be topped. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Uglier Frog. This wretched creature is smaller in size than its predecessor, yet, carries with it, qualities that make me long for the good ole’ Ugly Frog days (when eggs inside a squishy body were the nastiest piece to deal with)… Uglier Frog has FLIES in his eyes, and when you push on him, a balloon-like tongue sticks out at you. He’s squishy, and when you squeeze him, you get random bubbles of latex in different parts of his body that protrude. Uglier Frog has joined Ella and Mia for a bath already, and has rested on my kitchen counter for longer than acceptable last evening. Any suggestions on quashing the epidemic of unsightly and offensive toys gracing my home? I’m thinking an intervention might be necessary.

8 comments:

Kate said...

Oh, my. Uglier Frog. Yikes. You've just given me a ticket for nightmares tonight!

Lexy said...

Oh how I miss Ella! Tell her I miss her and say Hi! SHe has got to be the funniest little girl I have ever met.

~Jake, Brianna, Jocelyn, and Carter~ said...

I love reading your blog, Becca! It makes me happy every time - it's so YOU! I miss you, so it's therapy! Uglier Frog cracked me up. So sorry - I can't relate, but with Jake as my husband, I will relate someday for sure.

Unknown said...

Too funny!!! My suggestion would be to take Uglier Frog with you on your next trip to Sam's Club!! Thanks for the giggle Becca!

matt&meg said...

I cant believe my eyes! But you had me rolling with the story of uglier frog :) jsyk...i tagged you!! check out my blog for info.

Anonymous said...

I think you need to take uglier frog for a nice walk in the park and watch him drown in the pond. Willow Park is a big place where little froggies can be lost. muuhhhhahhhhahahahaha, And a big ol' howdy from Cali. xoxo Amy and Tiner

mommynolan said...

How come I haven't seen the Uglier frog? I guess he went camping last weekend and Granny was spared the experience. Please tell me when and where he gets lost so I will not be taken in, as I was last time, and go looking for him with Ella. She is quite a little girl!

Snowmom said...

HELP! I was searching for this frog toy because I was afraid that my child ingested the liquid which is inside this ugly toy. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU GOT THIS FROG OR WHO THE MANUFACTURER IS?? I am hoping it didnt come from China where everything seems toxic. Please email me at rkzbh@att.net if you know anything specific about THIS particular ugly frog squishy toy. Thank you!